First, let me just say:
GO STEELERS--5 BABY!!
Kid stuff to follow--I won't be offended if you don't read it.
Okay, moving on.
Twice over the weekend when DH was getting him juice, Little Rage would take the juice and say, "So long, Sucka!" Then proceed to walk out of the room chugging the juice. What is that?!?!?! I don't think that phrase has ever left my mouth or DH's for that matter. The boy is 3--I think I'm in big trouble. I won't even go into some of the words he repeated that he heard me yelling during the game--bad Mommy is all I have to say in my defense.
Little Diva was sick this weekend--fever and cough. I had to go to Target and get some Tylenol Cold and Cough. Here's the thing, when did you start having to go to the pharmacy to get children's cold medicine? Not only did I have to go to the pharmacy to get it but I also had to present ID which the pharmacist then entered into the computer. Apparently, cold medicine is an ingredient in Meth or something--I guess I need to brush up on my illegal substances.
Little Diva spent the weekend producing large amounts of art. I should consider using her work for Project Spectrum. She drew DH a very well endowed mermaid. We asked what it was(sometimes it's hard to tell). She said, "That's me as a mermaid."
I thought to myself WOW--I don't know whose genes she has but mine certainly won't produce a figure like that.
Kids crack me up.